The Best Weekend, Ever.

When Mother Nature eats something one week, you never know what she's gonna shit out that weekend. Sorry, for the vulgarity, but she must have had some real good stuff this time, because this weekend was nice. Not 50 and cool nice.

70 and hot. That's the deal.

Today, I have experienced so much more DC adventure than I have all semester. Club 313 took advantage of this weather and frolicked on top of UGL (undergraduate library). And I am quite serious when I use the word frolick. We raced each other, jumped, did cartwheels and handstands, took modelesque/magazine-esque photos, and spelled out letters with our bodies and shadows:

After that, it was time for a Slurpee from 711. Of course our craving called for another adventure. On our long, roundabout journey, we came across the gate where drunken photos were taken, where someone ended up with fudge feet =/. Two guys in a car, "2" and nameless, stopped to greet us, leaving with the impression that our names were Shelly, Ronni, Ann, Zoey, and Candy. A cutie took our picture and it looked VERY cute. Then we found an abandoned shopping cart that I proceeded to push mi amiga in until a pothole rudely interrupted our fun.

We continued down the street, yelling at motorcyclists, truckers, and EMTs along the way. To our disappointment, there was no fruity slurpee. To the 711 on U Street!

Our video skills came into play after visiting a quaint little flea market, where they sold Coogi sweaters and incense boxes. Picture this, new season of Bad Girls Club, the Amber&Amber Show theme song. Now replace Amber with Club 3-1-3. Cool, so we have our theme song. We danced and sang and spun (lol) until a crusty man tried to touch us. The video had to end.

We got to 711 and got Slurpees, posed for pictures at Ben's Chili Bowl, and went back to UGL, a game of Twister was awaiting us.

On top of UGL, we invited more friends to play, but the wind started getting in our way. Suggestion: let's go play INside UGL. Brilliance.

Let's just say a fun edition of Twister soon turned into the most fun edition of library hide and seek. That ended in joyous disaster. In my bob and weaving skills, I managed to run right into the glass case of a fire extinguisher, shattering it with my hands. I didn't have time to feel bad yet. All I could think about was grabbing my stuff and saying "DUECESS!"

I had to make a casual exit, any signs of panicking would have been too sus. Once outside, I could see my hand cut up and bleeding in some spots. I couldn't help but laugh. It didn't hurt on impact nor afterwards, yet I still had blood on my hand and chest and glass in my palm. I felt guilty, but felt such a thrill. A-dren-a-line, man. I should have taken a flick.

Anyways, though I missed some more fun due to team practice, that was one of the best days of my year.

That's just how I see it.

~Stassi X.